Funny Would You Rather Questions

All 60 Would You Rather questions

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   Would you rather have a theme song that plays when you walk in or have a laugh track after everything you say?

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   Would you rather have a sports announcer narrate your life or have a nature documentary host narrate your life?

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   Would you rather only talk in rhymes or only talk in movie quotes?

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   Would you rather have a horse the size of a hamster or have a hamster the size of a horse?

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   Would you rather sound like a chipmunk forever or sound like a movie trailer voice forever?

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   Would you rather be followed everywhere by a marching band or be followed everywhere by a flock of pigeons?

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   Would you rather have everything you eat taste like broccoli or have everything you drink taste like pickle juice?

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   Would you rather have every chair you sit on make a whoopee cushion sound or have every door you open play a trumpet fanfare?

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   Would you rather laugh like a goose or laugh like a dolphin?

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    Would you rather have a pet rock that talks or have a houseplant that sings?

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    Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a mime or be stuck in an elevator with someone who only tells puns?

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    Would you rather have a parrot that repeats everything you say or have a goldfish that gives you side-eye?

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    Would you rather wear clothes made of bubble wrap or wear clothes made of tinfoil?

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    Would you rather eat every meal with a ladle or eat with chopsticks as long as baseball bats?

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    Would you rather live in a bouncy castle or live in a giant hamster ball?

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    Would you rather text only in emojis for a month or talk only in questions for a month?

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    Would you rather have a yelling goat as your ringtone or have a real rooster as your alarm clock?

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    Would you rather sing everything you say like an opera star or rap everything you say?

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    Would you rather always smell like garlic bread or always smell like a campfire?

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    Would you rather accidentally call your teacher or boss "Mom" every day or wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you, every day?

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    Would you rather trip in front of everyone once a day or have your stomach growl in every quiet room?

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    Would you rather say "banana" after every sentence or clap after every sentence you say?

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    Would you rather have a rude robot butler or have a polite but very clumsy robot butler?

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    Would you rather eat pickle-flavored ice cream or eat a chocolate-covered onion?

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    Would you rather wear swim flippers for a week or wear oven mitts for a week?

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    Would you rather have a cat that barks or have a dog that meows?

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    Would you rather only eat foods that start with P or only eat foods that start with C?

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    Would you rather be famous for a silly dance or be famous for a terrible song?

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    Would you rather carry a rubber chicken everywhere or wear a party hat everywhere?

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    Would you rather have a llama that spits or have a goat that eats your socks?

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    Would you rather be the world thumb-wrestling champion or be the world rock-paper-scissors champion?

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    Would you rather have autocorrect turn every word into "duck" or have your keyboard stuck on caps lock?

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    Would you rather have hiccups for a whole day or have the giggles for a whole day?

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    Would you rather have a fridge that sighs every time you open it or have a microwave that sings while it heats?

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    Would you rather have your reflection be one second late or have your shadow do its own thing?

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    Would you rather walk only in slow motion or run only in fast-forward?

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    Would you rather wear socks with sandals forever or wear a tie to bed forever?

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    Would you rather dance whenever a phone rings or bark whenever a doorbell rings?

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    Would you rather find a worm in your apple or find a hair in your soup?

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    Would you rather have a food fight with spaghetti or have a food fight with whipped cream?

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    Would you rather sneeze like a duck quacking or yawn like a lion roaring?

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    Would you rather have a pet chicken that follows you everywhere or walk a pet pig on a leash everywhere?

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    Would you rather live where it rains marshmallows or live where it snows popcorn?

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    Would you rather send a text to the wrong group chat or accidentally like a photo from five years ago?

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    Would you rather get a brain freeze every time you drink or get hiccups every time you laugh?

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    Would you rather be a professional pillow tester or be a professional bubble-wrap popper?

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    Would you rather have your life turned into a musical or have your life turned into a cartoon?

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    Would you rather wear all your clothes inside out or wear all your clothes backwards?

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    Would you rather be chased by one grumpy goose every morning or have a rain cloud that only follows you?

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    Would you rather have shoes that squeak with every step or have a backpack that jingles nonstop?

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    Would you rather wear a dinosaur costume to every party or wear a tuxedo to the beach?

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    Would you rather high-five everyone you meet or hug every tree you pass?

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    Would you rather live in a world where cats are in charge or live in a world where dogs are in charge?

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    Would you rather be a pirate who gets seasick or be a dragon who's afraid of fire?

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    Would you rather always get the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel or always pick the slowest checkout line?

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    Would you rather have a GPS that only speaks in riddles or have a car that gives terrible advice?

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    Would you rather turn into a pumpkin at midnight or turn into a chicken at noon?

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    Would you rather eat a sandwich made of cereal or eat cereal made of tiny sandwiches?

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    Would you rather name every new color or name every new animal?

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    Would you rather talk like a pirate for a week or talk like a robot for a week?

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