Funny This or That Questions
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These 50 funny this or that questions are silly picks with no right answer: chicken suit or banana suit, kazoo or recorder, googly eyes or mustaches on everything. A few are the internet's oldest arguments, like whether a hot dog is a sandwich. They're harmless and clean, so they work for parties, family game night, team calls and streams.
Choose one, and once a question has 10 answers you'll see how players split, with the number of votes. On a stream, put them on screen and let chat vote 1 or 2.
All 50 This or That questions
A question shows how players split once it has 10 answers, marked “early” until it has 30.
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Socks with sandals or shorts in the snow?
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Pineapple on pizza or ketchup on mac and cheese?
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Talking fridge or talking toaster?
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Pajamas with feet or pajamas with a cape?
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Pet rock or pet cactus?
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Chicken suit or banana suit?
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Rubber chicken or whoopee cushion?
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Moonwalk or robot dance?
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Dad jokes or knock-knock jokes?
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Belly flop or cannonball?
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Pickle ice pop or ketchup ice cream?
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Unicycle or pogo stick?
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Llamas or alpacas?
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Sock puppet or finger puppet?
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Penguin waddle or crab walk?
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Tickle fight or pillow fight?
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Bigfoot or Loch Ness Monster?
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A hot dog is a sandwich or a hot dog is not a sandwich?
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Cereal is soup or cereal is not soup?
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"Gif" with a hard G or "Jif" with a soft G?
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Toilet paper over or toilet paper under?
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Light-up sneakers or roller shoes?
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Bubble wrap or packing peanuts?
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Googly eyes on everything or mustaches on everything?
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Cold pizza or reheated pizza?
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Dinosaur costume or shark costume?
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Duck or goose?
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Kazoo or recorder?
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Ostrich or flamingo?
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Banana phone or shoe phone?
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Tiny hat or giant sunglasses?
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Clown wig or pirate hat?
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Water balloons or silly string?
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Fries dipped in a milkshake or popcorn with hot sauce?
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Toe socks or mismatched socks?
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Unicorn onesie or sloth onesie?
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Sloth speed or hummingbird speed?
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Tongue twisters or riddles?
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Silly walk or silly voice?
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Cereal first or milk first?
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Cat videos or baby goat videos?
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Platypus or narwhal?
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Glitter everywhere or confetti everywhere?
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Air guitar or jazz hands?
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Yodeling or beatboxing?
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Dance battle or lip-sync battle?
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Mime or ventriloquist?
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Snort laugh or silent laugh?
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Only a spoon forever or only a fork forever?
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Dino nuggets or alphabet soup?
This or That: questions and answers
How do you play This or That?
Someone reads two options and everyone picks one, fast, without overthinking. Start with "Socks with sandals or shorts in the snow?" Here you tap a side (or press 1 or 2), and once a question has 10 answers the split shows right after your pick.
Are these questions OK for school?
Yes. All 50 questions in Funny This or That Questions are written to be school-safe: nothing scary, gross beyond silly, or mean, and no dating, politics or religion. They suit classrooms, youth groups, family game night and team calls.
What do the percentages mean?
Each split is the share of players on BracketRanker who picked each side, with n, the number of answers. A question shows a split once it has 10 answers, marked "early" until it has 30; before that you see how many answers it has so far. Big Screen and classroom votes are counted separately, so one room can't swamp the numbers.
Can I play these on a big screen or in class?
Yes. "Play on the big screen" shows one question at a time in a projector-sized layout. The room votes by show of hands, or with 1 or 2 in a stream chat, and the host taps the winning side.
How many questions are on this page?
50 on this page, all listed above. Play 10 or 20 in a random order, or go through every one.